Wizard /ˈwizərd/ Noun – A man who has magical powers, esp. in legends and fairy tales.
Whine /(h)wīn/ Noun – Give or make a long, high-pitched complaining cry or sound
To all the Sirs & Madams, and indeed all the non gender specific persons, currently perusing this nonsense:
Welcome to the strange, violent and somewhat mollifying world of the Wonderful Wizard of Whine!
Here in this place you will generally be subjected to my musings, rantings and general ravings. Each will focus on its own theme and it is through these themes that I, the aforementioned Wizard, will enlighten, anger or intrigue you. Or not.